TOP 10 funniest jokes for may from jokesbreak.com

Here is top 10 funniest jokes from site jokesbreak.com for month may, have fun!

When 40 people think at food, it`s called funeral. 
When 38 people think at food, and 2 at s*x it`s called wedding. 
When 40 people think at s*x, it`s team-building.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, 
bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you." 
Grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Larry?"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? 
A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come!!!

One man walking on the street with two penguins. His friends get very angry when they see him and they told him to take poor animals to zoo. Man said them that's great idea and he left. After 2 hours they saw him again with two penguins and they are angry. Man said "Why you angry? We been there and now we are going to cinema."

Q: 17 blonds stand out side a workout room, why don't they go in? 
A: The sign says must be 18 to enter.

Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart? 
A: When she starts a sentence with "a man once told me".

Q: Waiter how long will the chips be? 
A: About five centimeters each, I expect sir.

An elephant asked a camel, "Why do you have Breasts on your back?" 
The camel replied, "Well, that's a pretty dumb question coming from someone who has a penis on his face!!"

Q: What do u find in an empty nose? 
A: Finger prints.

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, 
"This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks 
"So, you’re the one who took our phone book…"