Q: How do you fit 4 elephants into a mini?
A: 2 in the front 2 in he back.
Q: How do you fit 4 girrafes into a mini?
A: You can't because the elephants are in thier.
Q: How do you know there is 2 elephants in the fridge?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you know there's 3 elephants in the fridge?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there's 4 elephants in the fridge?
A: ...............there will be a mini parked outside.
Beethoven: Are you guys ready for some symphonies tonight?
Crowd: *cheers* Yeah!!!
Beethoven: I can't hear you!
A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging hid dog around the barman says,
"What are you doing?"
A blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!!!!
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: The snowballs.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One of them was a salted.
A man goes to see a wizard and says
"can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago ?"
"Maybe," says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse ?"
The man replies without hesitation "I pronounce you man and wife ..."
A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."
A guy walked into a bar. He walked out drunk.
A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread."
So the duck says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread. I told you that."
"Got any bread?" asks the duck.
"No, we don't sell bread here... and if you say that again i will nail you to the table!!!!"
The duck pauses then says, "Got any nails?"
"No," sighs the barman.
So the duck says..."Got any bread?"
Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
